Drunk Quotes from History: Thomas Jefferson
Famous founding father and true renaissance man. He was a writer… statesman… and holder of the first continental congress keg stand record. Jefferson (or “Tommy Jump-Off” as he frequently referred to himself) was known both for his flowery writing and the Monticello house parties where he dispensed words of wisdom such as the following:
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and with some beer that those patriots drank earlier tonight. I just happen to have some of both. Stand back everybody! I’m gonna refresh this tree!"
"Tommy Jump-Off " then proceeded to urinate on a nearby cottonwood. His guests weremightily impressed.